As part of an ad campaign by the Outdoor Advertising Association,
billboards bearing these messages have appeared in 10,000 places
throughout 40 states.  Here are some purported "Messages from God".

 

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
                         -God

 

Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
                         -God

 

Big Bang Theory --
You've got to be kidding.

                         -God

 

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing -
I meant it.
                         -God
I don't question your existence.
                         -God

 

I can think of 10 things
that are carved in stone.
                         -God