CRAZY THINGS MEN AND WOMEN DO
Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator.
Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk
all over them for life.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
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