15 Things You Shouldn't
Say To A Cop

from Waialua Roo

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 to keep up with me. Good job!!

4. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

7. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so long as one of us does.

8. I was trying to keep up with the traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around -- that's how far ahead of me they are.

9. Can you give me another of those full cavity searches?

10. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school first.

11. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Is it true people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonalds?

13. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

14. Well, I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, and my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

15. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

118 Things You Never Say To A Cop


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